From porn to apple juice

After years of grade school kids with reports due and civic-minded adults stumbling onto the porn site whitehouse.com while looking for a little more information on the president, the owner is selling the domain. His reason? Because he's become a father and no longer wants to be involved in the adult content business. In other words, he doesn't care about your kids, just his own. Beautiful, isn't it? One more example that most people don't grow a conscience until they need one.

If you read that back in a Rush Limbaugh voice, it sounds really great.