Where's a ten foot pole when you need one?

I counted up the number of times I've been asked the question, "What non-dangerous item would you least want to have anywhere near you?", and I arrived at the number zero. But if I ever do get asked that question, I now have an absolute answer for it:

POLICE have obtained two pairs of Michael Jackson's underpants from a New Jersey man's collection of memorabilia as part of the investigation into the music superstar.