That is weird, wild stuff

Johnny Carson just disappeared. Think about it: when was the last time you saw him? He retired better than anyone in show business. Here's one of the most recognizable faces on TV, and when he wanted out of the business he got out of it completely. He doesn't show up at awards events, he doesn't do toasts for himself, he's not all over the news.

Let that be a lesson to all of those other celebrities who whine about being too much in the spotlight.