One of the millions

I've been wracked with guilt over not posting here and leaving you free of procrastination material, but I've been caught in a snowstorm of work, illness and actual snow. I've had fascinating, deep insights on such things as the self-checkout machines at CVS, missing one of my favorite bands ever...twice, ridiculous Chinese movies and the ridiculous (but H.O.T.) parade of American movies known as the Oscars, and I kept meaning to share these insights with you, but...I just didn't. I hope you forgive me. Won't you please forgive me? Oh WHY won't you see it in your heart to forgive me?!! JUST THIS ONCE?!!

I'll have something controversial for you tomorrow that we can all get all worked up over in the comments tomorrow.