Weather or not

Are you a meteorologist in the Washington, DC area? If you are, you're not reading this, because every meteorologist in the DC area is, if they're smart, taking their vacation right now, because weather forcasting is on autopilot. Just plug in some slight variation of "High of 92, humid, 40% chance of thunderstorms" for the next week and hit the airport to head to somewhere less disgusting. Which would be anywhere.