You saw nothing.

There will be no post for Friday, September 2nd, 2005. There is nothing to write about today, so this doesn't exist. Among the things that I will not be writing about today:

The Hurricane Chaos
I will definitely not be writing about the disaster in Louisiana and Mississippi. I certainly will not be giving out any of my thoughts on how, besides the devastation and chaos that until this week seemed so unlikely in this country, it's really turning a spotlight on the depth of poverty in the deep South that many people had no idea still existed in this country.

The New Subway Campaign
Also not being discussed today is the sign that I saw in the window of a Subway restaurant (I mean, "restaurant") advertising their new Cordon Bleu sandwich that said, "France and Chicken. They just go together." You will not be told my thoughts on how people always seem to find some way to normalize hatred of some cultural, national or racial group, and that even if one group is made socially unacceptable to openly hate, most people will find another.

My New Phone
There really, REALLY is nothing to say on the topic of my new phone, so I won't even be mentioning that I got a new phone today, and there is absolutely no reason for you to know that I was reminded that I hope cell phone companies will occupy the same level of hell that I hope for cable companies and banks.

I will not be wishing you a happy Labor Day weekend.

This never happened.