For no one

While absolutely no one in the entire world is looking at this blog, simply because it's in a place where no one can find it, I'll share an instant message conversation I had on a birthday a few years ago with my friend Sarah that is entirely in the form of haiku. Enjoy.

Sarah: birthday haiku: reid, now that you are/thirty two you must eat more/sweet honey ice cream
Reid:
Thanks, but you're too late
See, I've already eaten
All the Pooh's Honey
Sarah: if you ate it all/then what the hell can i eat/birthday equals greed?
Reid:
For me it does
"Fuck everyone else", I say
It's my damn birthday!
Sarah: when folks think of reid/some think great guy, i think pig/i NEED pooh's honey
Reid:
What do "people" know?
I ain't nice, never have been
...steal ice cream from kids
Sarah: now you are talking/there's more to you than i thought/i steal cake from kids
Reid:
We should join forces!
With your cake and my ice cream
...we could party hard!
Sarah: let's start this tonight/i'll steal kids chocolate cake/you steal vanilla
Reid:
That sounds delicious!
From there, we can try new things
Lime sherbet, peach pie?
Sarah: dessert stealer duos/were meant to try new combos/yes, lime and peaches!
Reid:
What a pair we are!
Ruling the whole dessert world
with an iron fist!
Sarah: our sugar empire/will never crumble, even/though sugar crumbles
Reid:
Wow, that's beautiful
I know that we'll perservere
...although ice cream melts
Sarah: even on hot days/when ice cream melts and cake molds/we will be a team
Reid:
We'll never be stopped!
Gotta go, but wish you could
join us for dinner
Sarah: i hope your birthday/is very fun and that soon/we will steal desserts!