I got sick and...woah-oh-woah
Today's post has been called on account of sickness. It's like my body is trying to make me find something: "Colder. Colder. Cold. Freezing cold. You're frozen in ice. Wait...warmer. Warmer. You're burning up! Holy crap, you're on fire! Wait...colder," and so on.
In place of today's post, Are Seven is proud to present the following quality broadcasting:
"Oh, Canada!" (pilot)
Clint McFirearm is your typical American troublemaker: loud, violent, and ill-mannered. As punishment for his latest crime, he's sent to live with the Pleasance family in Ontario to mend his rambunctious American ways. In the pilot, Clint loudly expresses an opinion, causing an immediate and deep rift between him and the Pleasances. Ultimately, Clint learns to be a little quieter, a little more polite, and a little more likely to express his opinions in thought-out letters and deliver them with a smile. The episode ends, as all episodes in the series will, with Clint looking in the camera, shaking his head and laughing, and saying, "Oh, Canada!" Rated TV-MA for American language like "I'd like to tap her syrup if you know what I mean!"
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Is this made by the same producers as "Bobby Checkers", the detective comedy/drama? Remember that one? At the end of each episode, the titular character, who had just solved the crime would look into the camera and say "King me!"
That show was AWESOME.
No it isn't, Dave, but that's a common mistake. This is another quality Are Seven Production, the same people who brought you "Slut Machines" and "CSI: Monroe Elementary Afternoon Recess". However, Are Seven is rumored to be working with the creators of the groundbreaking "Bobby Checkers"--the production team known as The Fast Idiot--on a new show called, "Dat's Ya BIZNASS."
"Vancouver? I don't even know her!"
So many one-liner possibilities. And if you run out, you can always have the Canadians say things like "ay" and "pro-cess." That's always good for a laugh.
I howled when Clint ordered the Canadian Bacon on his sandwich. "Here, son, we call it *bacon*." Classic.
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