The Second Occasional Word Verification Contest
You keep coming back and I'm not sure why. It could be for entertainment, but that's doubtful. Maybe you just need to see that something in the world changes. Maybe you just need to see if I'm still alive and that the hitmen you hired are doing a terrible job. But no matter why, as I keep posting, you keep coming back. You take and take and take. It's time to give a little.
Yes, it's time for the Second Occasional Word Verification Contest. The first contest was a modest success and a lot of fun for me at least, so we're doing it again. Here are the rules, reprinted with permission:
Go to the comments and find a word in the word verification that sounds like something. Refresh as many times as you need to get a good word. It could sound like some foreign food, a disorder of some kind, but obviously it's best if it sounds dirty. Fairness tells me to only let people enter once, but my desire for entertainment outweighs that, so enter as many times as you like.Good luck, and let's not keep this clean.
You can either post only the word, or post the word and give a fake definition to it. A winner will be selected for word and definition. The prizes are my grudging respect and half-hearted admiration, respectively. Just imagine if you win both! The winners will be announced Monday. I'm the judge of the contest. Sleeping with the judge dramatically improves your chances of winning.
Participation in the contest is NOT optional! Sleeping with the judge, sadly, is.
17 comments:
Here's a few to get you started. I know you can do a lot better than this:
dolsqe: bearing qualities similar to Bob Dole
utwsa: The University of Texas at Western San Antonio
cdeermm: A person who thinks only of delicious venison when sighting a deer
koack: The offspring of a koala and a duck
nirisfem: As close as a tranvestite can get to being a woman
nifwif: A person who's a real idiot at using a Swiffer.
Do you seriously expect us to come up with something better than nifwif?!
Anyway, after much refreshing, here's my entry:
pujgo: The new name of the Yugo car company, after being purchased by Albert Pujols.
kstovnu: (Russian), in the heat of an argument, a request from a wife to a husband for the purchase of a new major kitchen appliance, usually backed by the threat of a raised saute pan.
Fuqnsxbn – What Tony Soprano said when he found out his wife was sleeping with both Wolverine and Magneto.
bltck: secretly used code name for tyra banks by her staff when she is on the rag. other known pronunciations: BL-EEEO-ch
reztfcn: the mysterious residual crust at the corner of your mouth after a night of dangerously heavy drinking.
jkfix: Filling a heroin junkie's syringe with Mountain Dew instead of smack. Guaranteed hilarity.
kzadxu: virulent new strain of kudzu, transmittable by seed pod or bodily contact and highly resistant to antibiotics or pesticides
shtuzkx: (orig: Yiddish), a sexually clumsy male, prone to premature ejaculation
moogx: marketing term for synthesizers aimed at skateboarding and snowboarding demographic
stihx: the new product line of drum sticks made by the Stihl chainsaw company.
That is SO badass. I'm going to spend the rest of my day wondering what chainsaw drumsticks would look like.
dfudiude: a person that enjoys surfing in addition to eating fine meals.
oqaeton: "okay-ton" a theoritical partical of matter. Whereas a graviton causes attraction between objects, the oqaeton causes people to not be attracted "in that way".
ssspiok: "sss-pee-ock" urban slang for someone that is extremely smart and logical. Usage: Is you some kinda ssspiok?
baacc: the section of an email header used for forwarding chain letters and internet hoaxes to sheep (see also: baato and baabcc).
kuzfkwa: (alien) happy birthday greeting. As in: Kuzfkwa Reid!
Strangely enough, this word is the same as the english word kuzfkwa which is used to express amazement and disbelief that your cousin had carnal relations with someone...or something. Kuzfkwa!
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