Quote of the week

There's nothing like beer, pizza, and sloppy rock 'n' roll to loosen the tongues and let the brilliance fly. This was the case with the following exchange from band practice last night, as we talked about the girlfriend of a friend of ours, who's a domanatrix:

Nicole: Yeah, she apparently charges, like, $500 a hour to do things like "trampling".

Ivan: What's "trampling"?

Nicole: It's just stomping on people's balls.

Reid: Shit! I'd take $500 an hour to stomp on people's balls!

Ivan: Yeah, it's called "management".

Needless to say, that got a rimshot.