When spam attacks
I'd just like to start this post out with a little bit of a parental advisory. Scratch that. Make it a decency advisory. Because, see, this post has some crude language that might make some of you blush and giggle and go sticky wet. Are you feeling warned? Are you glowing with warning? Alright. Go on through.
As I was cleaning out my spam filter, I noticed that, in among the Chinese characters and subjects that look like someone passed out on a keyboard was a subject line that made me, frankly, lol:
Your penis will be so big the whole hockey team can fit thereAnd as I was laughing, I made the mistake of trying to make sense of it. I mean: Fit where?! Around it? In it? On top of it? Is it a ride? Well, I guess it would be in a sense, but why would it interest the hockey team so much? Is there a growing level of sexual dissatisfaction on hockey teams that I'm not aware of?
It should also be noted that the email came from "izzy annette", which Ivan should enjoy.
6 comments:
I'm going to blush and giggle.
Actually, I think that "sticky wet" was the most embarrassing part of the post, and it was in the warning, which seems deeply unfair.
It's true, MG! I'm a deeply unfair person. Pride myself on it.
That bit of the email was for Hans. Wayyy back in our college days, he directed a theater production of Edward Albee's The American Dream and I played the part of Daddy. One of my lines (the big laugh of the whole play) is, "I just blushed and giggled and went sticky wet!" It was written in 1960, so I'm not sure if that line is supposed to mean exactly what we think it means, but damn if we didn't play it that way.
I think we're going to have to consult our resident hockey expert (or perhaps our nearest Canadian). Red'n'Black, where are you?
I'm quite sure it was meant that way in 1960.
Izzy Annette has a dirty mouf.
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