My dream job posting

Candidate is sought for the position of Online Life Manager (OLM) for an eccentric but lovable billionaire (ELB). The primary responsibility of the Online Life Manager will be updating and maintaining the ELB's iTunes library. This includes creative use of playlists and updating tags so that all songs in the library have correct information. In addition to this, the OLM will be looking for new music for the ELB on blogs and other sites, adding them to the iTunes library where appropriate. The ELB defer's to the OLM's music tastes.

Other responsibilities include:

• Maintaining the ELB's RSS reader, populating the reader with new sites and blogs and sharing appropriately interesting articles from the candidate's own reader
• Helping the ELB to maintain his small domain, creating and maintaining subdomains, blogs and other small web properties.
• Discovering new online tools and being ready when the ELB asks tough questions like, "What's this Facebook thing?" and "What's all this I hear about 'fantasy football'?"

Additionally, the successful candidate is expected to make 4-5 trips a year to locations of his or her choice, reporting back to the ELB on the restaurants and hotels that he/she stayed at. It should be noted that the ELB will allow only five-star hotels and restaurants.

Work week is 30 hours, with overtime paid in gift certificates to fancy resaturants. Salary is commensurate with experience, and starts in the low 100k's.