Reprint: the Positions live this Wednesday

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Apparently, Thursday is the new Friday. Which makes Wednesday the new Thursday. Since we're so forward-thinking, let's go ahead make Tuesday the new Wednesday because that's inevitable with the way things are going. And since Wednesday was already the new Thursday, that makes Wednesday the new Friday.

So there's no excuse for staying in on a Wednesday night because it's like a Friday night. See how that works?

But: crap! It's a Wednesday night and you don't have any plans! You're not just going to be completely lame and sit at home and watch TV on a Wednesday night, are you?! Only the socially inept stay at home on Wednesday nights!

Here's something to do:

The Positions

Wednesday, January 9th
Rock and Roll Hotel

with the 1900's

1353 H Street NE
8pm, $10

Also, don't miss this Friday when Ivan is back at the Rock and Roll Hotel, spinning (actually spinning) his favorite tunes with Christian. Because somehow, after all is said and done, Friday night is still Friday night. Saturday night is still Saturday night, and Monday morning is still, unfortunately, Monday morning.