Honestly...
How drunk do you have to be to buy a cheeseburger at McDonalds at midnight? Scale of one to ten, people. Scale of one to ten.
And how not-drunk do you have to be to start (but not finish) imagining the modern processes that got the cow in the bun for only $1.25?
Anyway, it was delicious. An unfortunate precedent has been set.
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You know, I go away for ONE week...
How drunk do you have to be to even walk into a McDonalds at any time of day? I bet your clothes still smell like french fries.
They do have delicious fountain Coke, though; did you have one of those, too?
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{i secretly like mcdonalds hamburgers - and krystal chicks - don't tell anyone}
KQ, without your supervision, I've been a mess far beyond the drunkeness. I've been arrested twice, joined the mafia then squealed on them and am now in the witness protection program, and have been elected president of a Micronesian island, was overthrown in a coup, retook power, then resigned as a national hero. It's been an eventful week.
Hans, I didn't have a Coke, because it was midnight and I wanted to get to sleep. See, I needed something to eat, but the only places open were the empanada place, which was much too far, and McDonalds, which was right around the corner. I hadn't been to McD's in a long time...
Doug, "Krystal chicks" sounds like a slang term for mountain girls.
Chris attended a batchelor party and after all the drinking and carousing everyone ended up coming back to our place (I wasn't there). The next morning I discovered that the gang's midnight snack had been an entire leftover pork tenderloin!
Fountain coke with pellet ice, hell yeah Hans!
I'd have to have been on a meth bender for several days.
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