How can I get her to strike a pose?

The apartment excavation is unearthing treasures that are both amazing and horrifying. I am, of course, referring to the recent find of all those photos from the days before I bought my digital camera, photos that were developed and then looked at once.

In no particular order, here's a list of thoughts I had flipping through those pictures that will be of no interest to you :

• Wow, what an amazing day that was.
• She was too much. No wonder I fell so hard for her.
• I'm dressed like the king of the dorks! No wonder she dumped me!
• Does my hair really look that bad?
• Oh, that was a bad night. This one meets the trash.
• That is one beautiful lesbian.
• Ivan, Thea and Patti: the only three things keeping Inauguration Day from being the worst day ever.
• Awwww! Little James!
• My God, she's skinny.
• Wow...that was only four years ago. Did I really look that much younger?