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Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Hot gossip! Heels hoops star in love?! Read nothing about it here!

Ever since Dave mentioned in some of my comments that the #1 search that leads to his site is "Rashad McCants, girlfriend", that exact search term has led too many searching souls to my website where they're disappointed to find absolutely no information on Rashad McCants' girlfriend. As a matter of fact, from their search results, it doesn't even appear that Rashad McCants has a girlfriend.

So let me just ask a favor of these searchers: could one of you please tell me what you're looking for? You can answer in the comments anonymously. But I'm curious as hell: do you want to know if he's single? I wouldn't worry about that. TV tells me that big-name athletes and touring rock stars aren't exactly the most faithful people. Do you want to see what his girlfriend looks like so you know what you're up against? Or are you sports fans who want to know if he's being distracted from the game by some college hoops version of Yoko Ono?

And why just Rashad McCants? Why don't you care about the girlfriends of any of the rest of the team? What about poor Sean May? Big boys need love, too. And if you're looking for the best-looking Tarheel starter, McCants has nothing on the impossibly handsome Jawad Williams, though he's maybe not as big of a star as McCants.

So please, if one of you will please elaborate on this issue, the searching world will thank you. And if you have any information, please leave that, too. It's desperately sought-after.

Most importantly: GO HEELS!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It sounds like Dave essentially gave you a blog virus, or "blirus." Imagine all the unwanted search traffic someone could give you just by including some choice keywords in their comments:

"Paris Hilton PDA"
"Revenge of the Sith Trailer"
"Mesothelioma"

See what I mean? You should delete this comment immediately if you start getting too much unwanted traffic.

d-lee said...

What's your man got to do with me?

Since you brought it up, I feel it's fair to mention (for the ladies' sake) that Jawad has a woman. For four years they've been together. So does Jackie "Has a Posse" Manuel. That's about all I know about who has and who hasn't a girlfriend.
Actually, there's a good article about the seniors on the official Tar Heel website. That guy Adam Lucas is a pretty damn good writer. If you have the time, check out his article about having that "shining moment" to remember from the championship game. Not just the players, but the fans each get to, and should, have that one moment to remember. One of those "where were you, and who were you with when..." moments.