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It's weird. I wash my bathroom floor mat, and it takes forever to dry. Wouldn't you think that a bathroom mat would be designed to dry faster? It's weird.
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It's weird. I wash my bathroom floor mat, and it takes forever to dry. Wouldn't you think that a bathroom mat would be designed to dry faster? It's weird.
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Are you sure it's a floor mat and not a dead bear? Those take forEVer to dry.
Of course I'm sure, Tad! Don't be silly! My bear is alive and well and cuddly as always! Why, when I saw him last he was curled up in the bathroom, right next to the bath mat. I gave him a little scratch on the belly, and then picked up the mat to put into the washer, and...wait a minute. Mat...bear...washer...NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I killed my poor bear!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Fucking cleaned and spun-dry dead bear mats.
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