Your gay is two hours overdue

Ever been in that sticky dating situation where you need the solid advice that only a Muslim could provide, but dammit, you just don't know any Muslims? Ever been trying to figure out some complex computer programming language and wonder where you could find a gypsy to tell you where you've gone wrong? Ever stood knee-deep in a flooding basement and thought, "This is exactly why I need the worldly wisdom of a gay man around"? Of course you have. We all have.

One Amsterdam library feels your pain, and so they've instituted a program where you can check out a member of a minority group to clear you up on those questions you've been having about the gypsy life, burkas and/or anal sex.

I wonder where they put the stamp.

While I do see the sense of this idea, what's a lot more intriguing to me is the possibility of being able to sit in on these conversations. What sorts of questions might someone who's baffled enough by a Muslim to go to a library to borrow one ask? Who would be the person most likely to take the library up on this offer? It's the borrowers I'm more interested in.