The offseason

So I'm going to be away from this page for a while. Will you be okay while I'm gone? There's nothing to worry about about with this page. You don't need me around to make sure that nothing bad happens.Those links are more afraid of you than you are of them.

Also, I hate to have to do this, but I have to ask you YET AGAIN not to steal any of my stuff while I'm gone. You'd think that this would go without saying, but there are some shady elements reading this page. This request applies to everyone, but I'm mostly looking in the direction of "Sticky Fingers" Scott. Seriously. No stealing.

Finally, don't forget to watch the World Cup. It starts a week from today, so I won't be around to remind you to tune in or to post Air Miami's "World Cup Fever" for you. I'm sure you're like me and have gone from being irrationally optimistic about the US's chances to rationally assuming that they won't even get out of their group. You could still have some hope, but why? What's hope ever done for you?

I may be checking in on the off-chance that the house I'm going to has an internet connection, but you won't hear from me in over a week. Now, now...don't cry. You'll be okay.

Oh...and NO parties.