Vice presidential privilege

Anyone see Bill Clinton on The Daily Show? That man has lost a lot of weight. My guess as to what happened is that somehow, in the backroom pagan blood ritual that the president and vice president have to take when they're sworn in, Clinton and Gore's bodies synced in a bizarre, unspeakable way that now forces them to share the same total body mass. So as Gore gets bigger, Clinton gets smaller.

I honestly can't think of what else it might be. Unless...Gore has become a literal parasite and is actually feeding off of Clinton. But that's almost too horrifying to consider. And yet...I just did.