Change in programming

Our regularly scheduled Are Seven post will not be seen today, due to some people unfairly expecting our hero to "work" for money. In its place, we are proud to present the following quality programming:

Reagan House
(TV-G) The Alexander family gives up their luxurious 2007 lifestyle to live exactly as they would have in 1982. The family runs into difficulty--to put it mildly--adjusting to only 54 channels of cable television (Mr Alexander: "How do I get to the other HBOs? And why do they keep showing Midnight Madness over and over?"), no ATMs, a state-of-the-art Commodore 64, and an Atari video game system. Season highlights include 13-year-old Joe's melt down after only 30 seconds of the game Adventure: "Why is it just a fucking square?!"