Conclusively, cheating is for losers

Oh, I'm ever so pissed. This Rolling Stone blog post gives a nice all-star team of people in the Mitchell Report, and I count three past Astros (Caminiti, Pettite and Clemens) and one future Astro (Tejada). And how many World Series titles do the Astros have? NONE.

My friends, citizens, children and underlings: what's the point of cheating if it doesn't even make you win?!

Thanks for nothing, jerks.