Mayo, may I?

Been to the mayonnaise aisle of your local supermarket lately? It's out of control. Let me just clear up that I really like mayo. I'm a big fan. Sure, my mayo fandom has waned like my Morrissey fandom, but I still enjoy some of the creamy condiment every now and then. But even I'm knocked a little queasy by the sight of mayo being squeezed from a plastic bottle, and that seems to be the mayo delivery system of choice these days. Not only that, but the flavors are against God's will. I'd be lying if I said that I thought that wasabi mayo didn't have its place, but not in the supermarket! Not in front of the children!

The world: we're watching it go from bad to worse.