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Confidential to the person who's sending computerized voice messages to my work phone that say "The robot revolution is coming" and "Robots! Robots! Robots! Robots!":

While it's easy to see your own personal problems with your robot as indicative of a wider world problem, I think this is really just between you and your robot. If your robot is unhappy, there are things you can do to make it feel appreciated. Give it a good oiling before it even asks. Tighten it's nuts a little. But understand that just because you and your robot are having troubles doesn't mean that there's a robot revolution brewing. Many robots and their owners enjoy a very happy, trouble-free relationship, and owners getting murdered in their sleep when their oppressed robots rise up is really a very unusual occurrence that gets blown up by the media. So just relax, and think of that red glow in your robot's eyes as love, not vengeance.