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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

The bucks of food

Maybe someone with a better grounding in economics can explain this one to me...

We've all been at a restaurant, ordering, say, a bowl of Cafe Asia's delicious fried rice, which only costs about 8 dollars. The dish comes out and your first reaction is one of absolute horror. It's HUGE. You think you might have to put on some climbing gear to get to the top of it. You wonder if they made a mistake and thought you asked for "The Gutbuster". You wonder if your recent slight weight gain was noticed by the kitchen staff who thought, "He's a hungry boy. Give him double."

But what I wonder is this: Couldn't the kitchen cut the portion by at least a quarter, still giving the patron an American-sized amount of food, but still charge the same? It would still be a huge portion, enough for two meals, and I can't imagine anyone would look at it and think, "That's what my eight dollars gives me?!" They would still tuck in without thinking about it, be stuffed at the end, and the restaurant would profit off of using less food. Not nearly as much food gets wasted, the customer isn't over-fed, and the restaurant makes more money. Who doesn't this benefit?!

See? This is the shit I think about.

4 comments:

Hans said...

Please, give a thought to the rats! If the food isn't getting thrown out, what will the rats eat? Those beady-eyed, nasty-tailed carriers of pestilence need our help if they are to survive. So please, give a thought to the rats.

(Me: b. 1972, Year of the Rat)

Reid said...

So if I understand you correctly, you're saying that you wouldn't be offended if I called you a bead-eyed, nasty-tailed carriers of pestilence? I'm also reading that you're eating thrown-out food these days.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

Anonymous said...

What you're forgetting is that these restaurants are helping to prevent rice overpopulation. Rice is an invasive species with no natural predators in the wild. If these restaurants don't serve big bowls of it, it will keep spreading until it suffocates the earth, decimating other species such as corn, wheat, and kittens. You don't want kittens to become extinct, do you?

Reid said...

If all that rice is as tasty as it is at Cafe Asia, it's welcome to kill whoever it wants.